In the Key of Awesome. These guys are the greatest, I think they are actually supposed to be Barely Digital but the videos especially this one are the bestest.
I for one find the twilight vampires pretty frickin sucky and one step from extinction. Cmon whats scarier some lame ass that his scary look makes him look like he shat his pants-or a vamp thats going to rip your head off? This pic courtesy of blog at amc I think illustrates the point.

I wasn’t a huge fan of Lost Boys but at least the vampires in that were scary looking. Not the sparkles in the sunlight bullshit. Sorry folks they catch fire , are not emo people loving types. Political correctness run amok I tell ya, now vampires are frickin pussies too. What happened to the “real vampires”?

Now when I see these mo-fo vamps Im getting out the belt fed, fin stabilized, wooden stake throwers and silver plated ,blessed by a thousand saints frickin samurai swords, no frickin around. Wheres as the wha pire from Twilight geez maybe when I stopped laughing Id put a stake through him just out of mercy so the other vampires wouldn’t give him a wedgie or something.
Anyway the folks who do “In the Key of Awesome” have certainly summed up my feelings in this regard and I’m sure those of many horror fans- EvS

And props to Bela – you’ll be missed

By Evil von Scary

Veteran,Researcher and Blogger investigating the strange and unusual: political conspiracy, horror, survival. Your Internet Recce Team!

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